Nuh-uh. I heard a story about a kid who went camping and all they found of him was his leg. His leg! They had to identify him by his sneaker!
[If Eddie's eyes get any wider they'll just pop. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO HIM?!]
M-m-monsters?
[He looks around, terrified. Something nags at the bag of his head. Something about a monster by that stupid broken house... but it flits away as quickly as it appeared.
The thought of monsters is more than enough to make his poor asthmatic lungs spasm and he starts to wheeze. Rummaging through his fanny pack, he finds his inhaler and takes a deep puff from it. Once he's able to breathe normally again...]
You don't think there are really monsters out here, do you?
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Nuh-uh. I heard a story about a kid who went camping and all they found of him was his leg. His leg! They had to identify him by his sneaker!
[If Eddie's eyes get any wider they'll just pop. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO HIM?!]
M-m-monsters?
[He looks around, terrified. Something nags at the bag of his head. Something about a monster by that stupid broken house... but it flits away as quickly as it appeared.
The thought of monsters is more than enough to make his poor asthmatic lungs spasm and he starts to wheeze. Rummaging through his fanny pack, he finds his inhaler and takes a deep puff from it. Once he's able to breathe normally again...]
You don't think there are really monsters out here, do you?