TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME

This is the test drive meme for Summer Camp Petosky. Feel free to use this to voicetest, gather samples for your potential app, or just have fun in the setting! Reserves open on May 20th. Hit up our FAQ with any other questions!

Feel free to come up with your own scenarios as well! This is just a sampling of the camp fun that you can be expected to have in the game. Here is our Locations page!

1. WHO INVENTED TRUMPETS

You awake with a start in one of the cabins that litter the campgrounds to the soothing sounds of A goddamn trumpet in your ear.

Alright, it's not in your ear persay, but it is being played from a stereo in your cabin, cheekily repeating itself over and over until you stumble out of bed and turn the damn thing off. 'Bed' in this case being one of the bunks in a bunk bed, wearing entirely unfamiliar clothing.

Welcome to camp. Get to know your fellow campers, your new roommates and the other people who are getting the same wakeup call in the cabins nearby.

2. WHO INVENTED FROGS

It's night. There's nothing around but the soft sounds of nature - the wind, gentle splashes from the lake, Frogs screaming all night -

Apparently, one of your counselors has gotten fed up with the noise, and kept you all up so you could go and hunt frogs, with a light and a container with a lid to keep all your catches in. You've got a partner and until daybreak, and the team with the most frogs at the end of the day gets a whole week's worth of tickets. Think of all the candy you could buy with that.

2A. MAYBE BREAKFAST IS A BAD IDEA

The next morning as you all file in bleary eyed from a long night of frogging, you'll notice the kitchen is serving up all your standard american breaskfast favorites: pancakes, bacon, eggs, frog legs-

Frog legs.

Hm.

3. WHO WANTS TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING?

Thankfully, it's not all frogs and mayhem. The Counselors take you out horseback riding through the woods - which would be a fun time if not for one little fact.

The Horses you're riding are all entirely made from living wood. They even like pets and make the appropriate horse noises somehow, but they're made from wood. They don't seem to be dangerous at least, but...

The counselors warn you to stay on the trail and not go off it, no matter how much the horses want to go there. If you decide the warnings are for suckers, well...You won't get very far off the trail before the horses buck you off and begin sticking their roots into you, forcibly sucking your blood with delighted whinnies. At that point? All you can do is hope someone hears your screams and chances coming to save you.

On the other hand, if you listen to the counselors? You get a pleasant ride through a beautiful forest. Maybe listen to the counselors for once, yeah? Or don't - it's your funeral.

4. CAMP SLASHAWAY

Looks like one of your fellow Campers has died - at the hands of one of your own, no less. Maybe you should get around to checking out the body, and make notes of the condition - because the counselors sure aren't going to be any help here. And if you happened to do it...well, maybe you'd be better off misleading them or obfuscating evidence.

5. TRIALS AND SMORES

It's night. the campfire is roaring, you're all seated around it, and now you've been told to do your best to find the killer. Of course, the killer will be punished, but the counselors say they'll only be put in time out - which is a small wooden shack nearby. However, you can all see that they've put the victim's body in there...which is gross and intensely unsanitary. Yet at the same time, something about that hut just...frightens you.

You'd better find the killer, and hope that no one votes for you tonight.

Have fun!

Comments

akira kurusu | p5

[purrtagonist]

2. Ribbit ribbit

[welp. here you are, trekking through the great outdoors near the lake. at night. on these creepy, not-at-all-haunted (probably haunted???) camp grounds, nothing but a flashlight and plastic container in tow. at least you aren't alone! there's a tall, nerdy kid with curly hair and glasses accompanying you! you both may be surrounded by a chorus of ribbits, but despite that, there isn't a single frog to be seen. . .]

[huh]

[Akira's voice cuts through the noise, thoughtful]

What would you do with an entire week's worth of tickets?

[asked in that way where it's like he's questioning what you'd do if you won the lottery]

2A. Ribbit. . . . . . ribbit. . . . .

[annnnd the next morning at breakfast finds Akira standing in the food line, just. . . staring at those frog legs]

[and staring]

[and staring]

[and staring. . .]

[and then he shrugs, reaches out, and serves himself up a few before moving on. LOOK IT'D BE A WASTE NOT TO EAT THEM--]

Wildcard.

[HIT ME I'M EASY]

2A

[soulcandy]

[Kon is there, sitting at one of the tables.

Looking at Akira like he just murdered puppies or something.]

[purrtagonist]

[. . . . . . . it actually takes Akira a moment to realize Kon is looking at him. he even glances over his shoulder to see if he is actually staring at some kind of spooky swamp monster that's looming above instead??? and when there is no swamp monster--]

Are. . . you not a fan of frog legs?

2. ribbit ribbit;

[lexiconillusionary]

It depends on what exactly the tickets won were for. Is this more of a hypothetical question or are you attempting to pass something onto someone you don't like?

[ He was reading a book because of course he was, but that's fine. He can't read forever. ]

[purrtagonist]

Hypothetical question. I was my elementary school's frog-catching champion back in the day. I won't give up my title that easily.

[adjusts his glasses with a dangerous flash. where did that light come from??]

2A

[itsagazebo]

[Eddie was behind this weirdo in the chow line]

Are you seriously going to eat those?!

[purrtagonist]

[SORRY ABOUT THIS WEIRDO, EDDIE]

Yep.

I hear they taste like chicken.

[max guts]

[itsagazebo]

[He gags, dry heaving.]

That's [Urp] disgusting.

[purrtagonist]

Not really. . . frog legs are a delicacy in some countries.

[he points down the cafeteria line, towards some fluffy pancakes]

But you might want to stick to pancakes.

[itsagazebo]

Yeah and if I wanted to eat that crap I'd go to those countries. Where the fuck do you think they got those, huh? After that stunt last night? Sending us out in the dark to catch frogs? They're making us eat the frogs we caught. How is that sanitary, huh?! They're wild frogs, who the fuck knows what kinda diseases they could be carrying?!?

[If you don't stop him he's just going to keep going...]

Wildcard

[bladeisme]

[You know what time it is?

Horse riding time.

Ichigo has already picked out his own horse - one slightly taller than himself, who nuzzles at his bright hair, and he's damn sure that if the horse had a mouth it'd be chewing on his head right about now.]

Oi, stop that.

[He gives it a gentle swat as he comes over to Akira, still wearing his normal scowl.]

You ever seen anything like these before?

[purrtagonist]

[Akira is having a staring contest with his horse. neutral expression masked by glasses versus eyeless wooden horse head, go!!]

I think so?

[???]

It might have been at a neighbor's yard sale when I was a kid?

[someone getting rid of their useless junk]

[bladeisme]

I meant the whole 'being alive' thing. I think everyone's seen some kind of wooden horse at some point in their life.

[Well, okay, Nine's reaction to them clearly disproves that, buuuuut.]

...Are you having a staring contest with yours?

[Dude...]

[purrtagonist]

Oh.

[. . . okay, at that, he shakes his head]

My neighbor's wooden horses definitely weren't alive.

[it should be noted that Akira is answering these questions without looking away from his own horse]

And he-- she?-- started it.

[bladeisme]

[Oh my god why did he start a conversation with the weirdo??

After a moment, Ichigo walks over and waves his hand in front of Akira's eyes.]

Whatever you say. You're sure acting like these things have hypnotizing powers, or something.