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petoskeymods) wrote2018-05-11 09:30 pm
TEST DRIVE MEME
This is the test drive meme for Summer Camp Petosky. Feel free to use this to voicetest, gather samples for your potential app, or just have fun in the setting! Reserves open on May 20th. Hit up our FAQ with any other questions!
Feel free to come up with your own scenarios as well! This is just a sampling of the camp fun that you can be expected to have in the game. Here is our Locations page!
1. WHO INVENTED TRUMPETS
You awake with a start in one of the cabins that litter the campgrounds to the soothing sounds of A goddamn trumpet in your ear.
Alright, it's not in your ear persay, but it is being played from a stereo in your cabin, cheekily repeating itself over and over until you stumble out of bed and turn the damn thing off. 'Bed' in this case being one of the bunks in a bunk bed, wearing entirely unfamiliar clothing.
Welcome to camp. Get to know your fellow campers, your new roommates and the other people who are getting the same wakeup call in the cabins nearby.
2. WHO INVENTED FROGS
It's night. There's nothing around but the soft sounds of nature - the wind, gentle splashes from the lake, Frogs screaming all night -
Apparently, one of your counselors has gotten fed up with the noise, and kept you all up so you could go and hunt frogs, with a light and a container with a lid to keep all your catches in. You've got a partner and until daybreak, and the team with the most frogs at the end of the day gets a whole week's worth of tickets. Think of all the candy you could buy with that.
2A. MAYBE BREAKFAST IS A BAD IDEA
The next morning as you all file in bleary eyed from a long night of frogging, you'll notice the kitchen is serving up all your standard american breaskfast favorites: pancakes, bacon, eggs, frog legs-
Frog legs.
Hm.
3. WHO WANTS TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING?
Thankfully, it's not all frogs and mayhem. The Counselors take you out horseback riding through the woods - which would be a fun time if not for one little fact.
The Horses you're riding are all entirely made from living wood. They even like pets and make the appropriate horse noises somehow, but they're made from wood. They don't seem to be dangerous at least, but...
The counselors warn you to stay on the trail and not go off it, no matter how much the horses want to go there. If you decide the warnings are for suckers, well...You won't get very far off the trail before the horses buck you off and begin sticking their roots into you, forcibly sucking your blood with delighted whinnies. At that point? All you can do is hope someone hears your screams and chances coming to save you.
On the other hand, if you listen to the counselors? You get a pleasant ride through a beautiful forest. Maybe listen to the counselors for once, yeah? Or don't - it's your funeral.
4. CAMP SLASHAWAY
Looks like one of your fellow Campers has died - at the hands of one of your own, no less. Maybe you should get around to checking out the body, and make notes of the condition - because the counselors sure aren't going to be any help here. And if you happened to do it...well, maybe you'd be better off misleading them or obfuscating evidence.
5. TRIALS AND SMORES
It's night. the campfire is roaring, you're all seated around it, and now you've been told to do your best to find the killer. Of course, the killer will be punished, but the counselors say they'll only be put in time out - which is a small wooden shack nearby. However, you can all see that they've put the victim's body in there...which is gross and intensely unsanitary. Yet at the same time, something about that hut just...frightens you.
You'd better find the killer, and hope that no one votes for you tonight.
Richie Tozier | IT (2017)
[Richie sits bolt upright in bed, his mouth opening almost before his eyes as he gropes for his glasses]
Yes, that's right, gooooood morning folks, and a beeee-YOU-tiful one it is too, here in lovely Where The Fuck Are We Land! I just flew in from your Mom's house, and boy are my arms tired!
[he's already looking around, grinning, because you guys, that was funny, right? RIGHT?
2: ZE FRAHGS
[Richie's baited a container with the biggest, nastiest dead bugs he could find and is perched behind a nearby bush, container lid at the ready. it's actually a pretty square plan, save for one thing: his ridiculous French accent]
Awright, now we wait for zee leetle frahggeh to come into zeh trahp, oui? Eet should not take mo-hoar zen a vew meenutes, zen ve win all ze teee-KETS, HOH-HOHHH, eh? Oui-oui. Oah-hoh-hoohhhhn. [he drops it for just long enough to crow] Jesus, lookit the warts on that one!
5. We're Gonna Have A Problem Here
[Richie's standing up on his bench log, arm stretched up as high as it can go, hollering after the nearest counselor. whether they care or not is NOT HIS PROBLEM]
Uh, excuse me? EXCUSE ME. WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Do I look like Judge Wapner to you? Do I look like Columbo to you or Murder She Wrote or like, I don't know, Sherlock fucking Holmes to you? NO! I look like I should be burning marshmallows and flinging them at trees to see how long they stick. THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME CAMP SHIT, this is fucking murder and it is SO not cool and you need. To Call. THE GODDAMN POLICE. I don't care how Irish they are, m'boyos, you get them right an' up herr, pronto, me fine fellers! That glorified outhouse isn't gonna do shit!
[you get it? shit? outhouse? HE SLAYS HIMSELF. wait. bad choice of words]
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Shut the fuck up, Richie. It's too early for that.
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It's never too early for morning radio. Or they'd call it something else, Eds. C'mon.
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Richie-san...? Gonta not think counselors can call police. No phone connection in forest.
[Let's be real, what kind of person would bring a phone to the middle of the woods in the first place?]
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[usually Eddie's the one who doesn't breathe between his words, but Richie's totally had enough of this shit]
Adults are supposed to have ways to deal if something this bad happens!
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[Gonta is now confused on top of being scared.]
They... They are? [Because there sure wasn't anyone to save him and his friends from Monokuma...]
Then, how long it take to get phone connection if they get in jeep? Where we find phone connection, anyway?
[Gonta is under the impression that phone connections are tangible objects. He's not that used to the civilized world.]
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[not like Bill, though. BILL could ride a bike. if he were there, and if he'd brought Silver, the adults would know, and they'd be on their way home already. but there's a little nagging voice at the back of his head trying to remind him that when The Terrible Things happen, adults either don't see, or worse, don't care.]
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Gonta not Tarzan! And... Legs falling off while riding bike in unknown place bad. Could get lost on way to town, or worse.
[Gonta squirms a bit. This situation is getting a bit too close to home.]
... Sorry, Gonta want to help too, but Gonta not that smart. If counselors not help and there no safe way to help... What else we do?
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Eddie?!?
[He rolled, the unfamiliar room around him registering somewhere in the back of his mind, but it was overshadowed by the pang of hurt that flared in his chest.
That wasn't Eddie. Of course it wasn't Eddie.]
Oh...