TEST DRIVE MEME

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TEST DRIVE MEME

This is the test drive meme for Summer Camp Petosky. Feel free to use this to voicetest, gather samples for your potential app, or just have fun in the setting! Reserves open on May 20th. Hit up our FAQ with any other questions!

Feel free to come up with your own scenarios as well! This is just a sampling of the camp fun that you can be expected to have in the game. Here is our Locations page!

1. WHO INVENTED TRUMPETS

You awake with a start in one of the cabins that litter the campgrounds to the soothing sounds of A goddamn trumpet in your ear.

Alright, it's not in your ear persay, but it is being played from a stereo in your cabin, cheekily repeating itself over and over until you stumble out of bed and turn the damn thing off. 'Bed' in this case being one of the bunks in a bunk bed, wearing entirely unfamiliar clothing.

Welcome to camp. Get to know your fellow campers, your new roommates and the other people who are getting the same wakeup call in the cabins nearby.

2. WHO INVENTED FROGS

It's night. There's nothing around but the soft sounds of nature - the wind, gentle splashes from the lake, Frogs screaming all night -

Apparently, one of your counselors has gotten fed up with the noise, and kept you all up so you could go and hunt frogs, with a light and a container with a lid to keep all your catches in. You've got a partner and until daybreak, and the team with the most frogs at the end of the day gets a whole week's worth of tickets. Think of all the candy you could buy with that.

2A. MAYBE BREAKFAST IS A BAD IDEA

The next morning as you all file in bleary eyed from a long night of frogging, you'll notice the kitchen is serving up all your standard american breaskfast favorites: pancakes, bacon, eggs, frog legs-

Frog legs.

Hm.

3. WHO WANTS TO GO HORSEBACK RIDING?

Thankfully, it's not all frogs and mayhem. The Counselors take you out horseback riding through the woods - which would be a fun time if not for one little fact.

The Horses you're riding are all entirely made from living wood. They even like pets and make the appropriate horse noises somehow, but they're made from wood. They don't seem to be dangerous at least, but...

The counselors warn you to stay on the trail and not go off it, no matter how much the horses want to go there. If you decide the warnings are for suckers, well...You won't get very far off the trail before the horses buck you off and begin sticking their roots into you, forcibly sucking your blood with delighted whinnies. At that point? All you can do is hope someone hears your screams and chances coming to save you.

On the other hand, if you listen to the counselors? You get a pleasant ride through a beautiful forest. Maybe listen to the counselors for once, yeah? Or don't - it's your funeral.

4. CAMP SLASHAWAY

Looks like one of your fellow Campers has died - at the hands of one of your own, no less. Maybe you should get around to checking out the body, and make notes of the condition - because the counselors sure aren't going to be any help here. And if you happened to do it...well, maybe you'd be better off misleading them or obfuscating evidence.

5. TRIALS AND SMORES

It's night. the campfire is roaring, you're all seated around it, and now you've been told to do your best to find the killer. Of course, the killer will be punished, but the counselors say they'll only be put in time out - which is a small wooden shack nearby. However, you can all see that they've put the victim's body in there...which is gross and intensely unsanitary. Yet at the same time, something about that hut just...frightens you.

You'd better find the killer, and hope that no one votes for you tonight.

Have fun!

Comments

Nine | Final Fantasy: Type-0

[linearcrash]

2. [ He's on the ground searching for something, but it's not frogs. ]

Man, they should have at least given us a weapon or something.

[ Yup... for catching frogs. ]

Hey! Maybe this could work? What do you think, yo?

[ He's holding up a long stick to show.

Or later on, you can catch him dropping his flash light while running full on at something moving in the bushes. He has his "weapon" raised like it's a spear, and he's leaping at it. ]

I got this!

[ Hopefully it's not someone else hunting frogs or some other kind of animal? ]


3. What the hell is a horse? [ He asks that as they are approaching said creatures. Almost walking right into one... and then leaping back once he realizes it's not just something part of the decor. ]

Yo! What the hell are these?

[ And you know later on he's not going to follow directions. ]


5. [ He's eating s'mores. Marshmallow goo is every where as he chows down on it like he's starving. ]

Man, what is even with this place? I mean, that's really messed up, yo. That body being in there.

[ He's talking with his mouth full... and still eating. ]

5

[bladeisme]

[Ichigo is just giving Nines one hell of a side eye right about now, because how can someone eat at a time like this?]

I don't know - I'm more surprised you still have an appetite after everything that's happened.

[SOMEONE IS DEAD, NINES, PLEASE RESPECT THIS?]

[linearcrash]

[ BUT IT HAS MARSHMALLOWS. Its some good shit. ]

Everything that's happened? [ He has to think. ] Well, being kidnapped and stuck into these shorts is pretty bad, yo. But it's not as bad as it could have been.

[ It's only one body. ]

[bladeisme]

[Yes, but maybe do that after the trial????

He stops, a little taken aback at how casual Nine is about this, but...He's getting the impression he might have seen some real shit, 'yo's' not withstanding.]

...Still, we have a killer among us. Even if you don't think it's a big deal, that's something to worry about, right?

[linearcrash]

[ It might go to waste! And then they would have a great injustice on their hands. ]

Why worry, yo? I can handle any one.

[ That's what he means, right? ] If you're so worried, I could give you a hand.

[ He's pretty tough under the mess of chocolate, crumbs, and marshmallows. ]

[bladeisme]

[Well, between you and Kon, he's pretty sure none of the food will go to waste. He just shoots Nines a look, and shakes his head with a sigh.]

Clean off before offering any kind of help.

[You're all...sticky....]

Let's just...focus on trying to find who did it, alright? Even if I don't really want to shove them in that shack with the body.

[linearcrash]

[ He'll just wipe his mouth on his sleeve. Very clean. ]

It's camping. No one is clean when you camp out, yo.

[ Someone needs to make a drinking game on how many times he says yo ]

It's gotta be that kid with the stripes in his hair. There's just something about him that's definitely off.

[ Don't leave any braining to Nine. ]

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[savedbythewell]

[UM. Mär is keeping his distance from those things.]

I don't know, but they're not horses...

[HORSES ARE NOT MADE OF SENTIENT WOOD.]

[linearcrash]

[ He's going to get close to it again and just lean in close to squint at it. ]

How do they differ from this horse?

[ He's going to actually put a hand on it. It makes a huffing, almost raspberry noise, asking for pets. Nine actually smiles and starts petting it. ]

Hey! I think he likes me!

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[soulcandy]

[Oh look here's the other redhead. He's totally eating a s'more too.]

I guess they don't have a morgue here.

[linearcrash]

[ Clearly the best redhead. ]

I guess so. I mean, can't they just bury them and be done with it? [ Looking over at the shack again. There is something unsettling about it, but he doesn't know what. ]

[soulcandy]

[Yes, don't listen to that LOSER older redhead, Kon's the real best one.]

I don't think so. The police and stuff have to come and investigate. Plus, we still don't know who killed him.

[Him, not 'it'. That was their fellow camper, even if Kon didn't know him that well. They should show a bit of respect here.]

[linearcrash]

Huh? What's a police?

[ He has no idea and that seems more important to finding the killer at the moment, right?

And since not many are eating s'mores, he's going to help himself to another. ]

[soulcandy]

You know, cops? The guys who arrest the bad guys and solve crimes?

[linearcrash]

[ Hmmm... ]

Huh? Doesn't the military handle all of that?

2 | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[reallifedwrp]

[ Prompto's also on the ground, but not to search for a weapon. It seems that Nine's out of luck as far as a useful partner goes, because even without his camera Prompto just wants to check out the way the moonlight is hitting the weird little guys.

It's almost nostalgic?

Or it would be nostalgic if there weren't suddenly a guy with a make shift spear tripping over him.

Iggy would never trip.

(Noct might.) ]

Dude!

[linearcrash]

[ And totally tripping. ]

Yo! What the hell?! Maybe you should watch where you're-

[ He's up again and whirling around ready to teach someone a lesson, but stops as he looks at him. ] Jack?

[reallifedwrp]

Uh. No?

[ Prompto's pretty sure he's never talked to this guy, but what if he has, and this guy's forgot his name, and now everything is awkward?

He's going to have to live in the mud with the frogs. ]

Don't know Jack.

[linearcrash]

[ He should live in the mud with the frogs. The more he looks at him, the more he can tell they aren't alike. Rubbing the back of his head. ]

Yeah, he's not really a string bean like you are.

[ His brother could totally take you. Oh wait, he was in the middle of something. ]

What the hell were you thinking, anyways?

[reallifedwrp]

Hey! I am not a stringbean!

[ And this is what he's going to focus on. ]

I'm pure, lean muscle!

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[homeecspacecop]

A horse looks kind of like that, but they're not usually... [he trails off as Nine almost walks into one] made of wood.

Um... maybe you shouldn't touch it...

[linearcrash]

[ Shouldn't touch it means go up to it and study it, right? Woody makes an impatient huff and cranes his neck towards them. ]

Whoa! It moves! [ He's reaching over to actually touch it. ] Do they normally have holes like this?

[homeecspacecop]

[HE JUST SAID DON'T TOUCH IT

this is why chuuta has anxiety



But when nothing happens, he cautiously lets out the sharp breath he took when the older kid touched the horse.]

No, these are like, sculptures of horses. They're animals.

[This guy's an alien, isn't he. He has to be an alien. Chuuta's never actually seen a horse in person, but he knows what they are, so there's no way this guy is from Earth.]

[linearcrash]

[ He's here to probe you

with more questions ]

A sculpture, huh? That makes it sound kind of like a food, yo.

[ Wood doens't look like food though so he is just giving a face at Chuuta like he's the weird one. The horse makes an impatient huff again and Nine turns his attention back to it. Patting it. ] I mean, it feels like wood. You should try touching it.

[homeecspacecop]

[Chuuta, he doesn't know what a sculpture is! ]

[Drew's voice is loud and kind of amazed in Chuuta's head, but thankfully no one else can hear the Monitalien.]

Really? I thought he just didn't know what a horse was...

[Chuuta's talking out loud though, which is always a little weird.

And then, to the stranger...]

A sculpture is... it's art, so it's wood shaped to look like a horse, but I don't know how it's moving around.